Wednesday, August 25, 2010


I know it’s been a dreary summer without my sarcasm and blunt tongue, but I’m back in New York ready for the upcoming fashion season and my last year in school. Before I left my mom handed me a flashlight In Case of an Emergency (ICE). I told her there’s no need when I can just purchase these lovelies.

Perfect for walking around my apartment in case of a blackout.


Monday, May 31, 2010

Smooth as a Baby's Bottom

Ruining my skin and gaining early wrinkles has never been my list of things to look forward to, but summer is. So as I lather on the sunscreen and my natural glow will benefit me in the long run (thanks to my mother who always bought us the highest SPF possible). While Lindsay Lohan and the Jersey Shore Crew look 50 at age 30, they’ll be wishing there were as smart as me.

Happy Belated Memorial Day Weekend.

Hope your skin isn’t peeling off!


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

They Swim Naked Over Coral Reefs

Inspired by The Blue Lagoon?

I see a resemblance.

Maybe even throw in a little Pretty Baby.

Now Just give Natasha Poly a nice thick brow.


Monday, May 24, 2010

Feels Like a Kidney Stone

I'm slowly coming back.

Saturday, May 8, 2010


Give me a week and I'll be back.
Stupid School.
I leave you with my favorite look from the Met Ball


Friday, March 26, 2010

I Roam Around Around Around Around

Cause I'm a wanderer, yeah a wanderer
I roam around around around around



You wish you had the idea first.

Luckily I won’t sue

I have No money


Saturday, March 20, 2010

Just Another Manic Monday

I know this spread by Steven Miesel is from 2007, but I just discovered it! Girl, Interrupted is my favorite movie, so imagine my excitement when I was exposed to model rehab.
I'm all about psychology and mental institutions. There's something so fascinating about how those manics got there.

I think I'm also invigorated by the straight jacket.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

New Uniforms!

I would’ve played sports if I knew we were getting new uniforms.

I never liked basketball jersey's and Adidas pants


Friday, March 12, 2010

My Teen Vogue Debut

Check Out my debut in the April issue of Teen Vogue. I designed and sewed the dress in their prom Photoshoot.
Much Love to Sarah Frances Kuhn, Accessories Editor at Teen Vogue

Let me know what you think!
Then again, I'm pretty confident it's good...
but you can still tell me.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Au Revoir

As Paris Fashion Week comes to an end I was happy to see that Miu Miu had a stand out production. It's nice to see some bright colors for the winter season, but still keeping within the season.

It reminded me of French Glamour Barbie (Limited edition, I just made it up now).
Which is a toy that I still see fit to play with.


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Hells Angels + Prolific Demons

Who ever takes over McQueen (front runner is Gareth Pugh) is going to have to push the limit to live up to a true artist.

The design genius of my generation.

Nothing to do With Sacha Baron Cohen

Vanessa Bruno was perfection. Her Parisian take on the New York City gal fits my style to a T. It’s so fresh, yet relaxed and extremely comfortable.

I think this is one of my favorites...
but not to worry, I'll = sum = that up later.


Monday, March 8, 2010

Put a Smile on Your Face

And make the fashion world a friendlier place.



She did it again. Phoebe Philo is keepin’ clean with the sophisticated women.

Let’s see if everyone will stop copying her next season.


Sarah Mower wrote on that Riccardo Tisci was thinking of the ski and scuba world. I see ski, not much scuba. I think it’s really important to notice the details in the Givenchy Collection. When I looked through the collection I was a little skeptical, but when I went through the detailed shots, I was mesmerized. I thought Ricardo Tisici did a beautiful job combining sportswear with his Parsian background.

One of the better collections I have seen this fall.
Now all I need is $Dolla Dolla Bills Ya'll$.