Monday, May 31, 2010

Smooth as a Baby's Bottom

Ruining my skin and gaining early wrinkles has never been my list of things to look forward to, but summer is. So as I lather on the sunscreen and my natural glow will benefit me in the long run (thanks to my mother who always bought us the highest SPF possible). While Lindsay Lohan and the Jersey Shore Crew look 50 at age 30, they’ll be wishing there were as smart as me.

Happy Belated Memorial Day Weekend.

Hope your skin isn’t peeling off!


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

They Swim Naked Over Coral Reefs

Inspired by The Blue Lagoon?

I see a resemblance.

Maybe even throw in a little Pretty Baby.

Now Just give Natasha Poly a nice thick brow.


Monday, May 24, 2010

Feels Like a Kidney Stone

I'm slowly coming back.

Saturday, May 8, 2010


Give me a week and I'll be back.
Stupid School.
I leave you with my favorite look from the Met Ball